[Beat Saber] A Jedi Workout for People Who Hate Sunlight
The Holian Society has always been interested in the pursuit of "physical excellence," or at least, finding ways to sweat profusely without actually having to interact with the outdoors. Beat Saber is our official solution—a game that successfully tricks us into exercising by convincing us we are dual-wielding lightsabers in a futuristic, neon void. To an outside observer, a Society member playing this looks like someone trying to fight off an invisible swarm of bees in a darkened living room. To the initiate inside the headset, however, we are rhythmic gods of destruction, slicing through neon cubes with the surgical precision of a laser-wielding maestro.